About

Writer. Lover. Friend. Just some of the words Matt uses to describe himself in third person. Motorcycle racing enthusiast in Texas, former Australian champion boxer and apparently married to Brandy Nuno in North Carolina, Matt has packed a lot into only 28 years. 'I'm so busy I feel like I'm living multiple lives at once, but that may just be a cheap Google namesake gag. Or schizophrenia.'

Whatever the case, the real Matt Shady is on a mission: to be the guy who did that ad, the guy who made you smile yourself into early incontinence and the guy who created a baby unicorn simply through his magic cocktail of falsetto and high kicks.

He aims to inappropriately touch the lives of as many people as he can before the worms tear away at his rotting flesh. Matt sums up his life philosophy best: 'We're all going to die soon. I know you're only 6, Stephanie, but put down your pony and seriously think about that.'

What others have said about Matt and his work:

"...that's very clever."
- Mum

"What a fucking piece of shit."
- Anonymous

"Once again, another guided tour through the Freudian nightmare that is your mind."
- Ben Gartland, Art Director